What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
10.06.2025 00:35
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Make Nazis afraid again!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Have you been with a stranger yet?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Do Indian guys like African girls?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!